a little humor, a lot of heart
From the monthly archives:
Dear Target,
First let me say you’ve got a great store. It’s usually clean and the restrooms almost never have words written in feces on the wall – a huge plus in my book. However, I’ve got a few gripes.
First of all, and I speak on behalf of many, many customers – stop asking me if [...]
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Since you asked for it, all two of you, here are even more children’s books I’ve submitted along with a brief description of each title.
For some reason, publishers keep rejecting them.
God Loves Everyone… But You
People have been using religion for thousands of years to manipulate others, so why shouldn’t you?
Tell your child that he must [...]
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My son has a new friend.
E looks outside the back door window morning, noon and night, and calls out to his friend.
“Bizzard? Where are you?”
Bizzard is of course, a lizard who likes tohang out in our back yard.
My son finds Bizzard’s routine very interesting. So interesting that he will sit and watch Bizzard for a [...]
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Going through some old photos and came across this one. If this is not proof of his evilness, I don’t know what is!
Thanks to everybody who came by to greet my wife yesterday. She responded last night, in case any of you missed it.
And this is officially my shortest post to date.
See you tomorrow with [...]
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For Mother’s Day this year, I decided what better way to celebrate than to ask my wife to work.
For the most part, I don’t talk much about my wife, as she is somewhat shy and prefers for her private life to remain private. So I respect that by not using her name nor writing anything [...]
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