Monthly Archives: May 2009

Why you should probably never go shopping with me

Dear Target, First let me say you’ve got a great store. It’s usually clean and the restrooms almost never have words written in feces on the wall – a huge plus in my book. However, I’ve got a few gripes. … Continue reading

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Even MORE Rejected Children’s Books

Since you asked for it, all two of you, here are even more children’s books I’ve submitted along with a brief description of each title. For some reason, publishers keep rejecting them. God Loves Everyone… But You People have been … Continue reading

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My son’s new friend

My son has a new friend. E looks outside the back door window morning, noon and night,  and calls out to his friend. “Bizzard? Where are you?” Bizzard is of course, a lizard who likes tohang out in our back … Continue reading

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I told you my cat is evil

Going through some old photos and came across this one.  If this is not proof of his evilness, I don’t know what is! Thanks to everybody who came by to greet my wife yesterday. She responded last night, in case … Continue reading

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Introducing Blogger Mom

For Mother’s Day this year, I decided what better way to celebrate than to ask my wife to work. For the most part, I don’t talk much about my wife, as she is somewhat shy and prefers for her private … Continue reading

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