Comments on: Annoying Things I do – a list… by my wife

By: Marshall Kingston

Marshall Kingston — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 14:59:21 +0000

Ha your blog is hilarious, it gave me such a laugh….
Thanks

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Thanks for your great blog

Regards

By: Sara

Sara — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 22:22:34 +0000

SEE?! People obviously read your blog! n_n Look at all those lengthly comments! XD Anyways, very funny blog – I wish people read mine Maybe if I turn into a man and have a kid… maybe then ;P

By: Jenro

Jenro — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 23:16:19 +0000

My wife is such a pain, she is always moaning when I spend money on anything or heaven forbid on my family but when she spends loads on her family nothing is ever said…her family are so ungrateful and dirty and backwards…they are embarassing…and she shouts and nags everyday if she doesn’t get her way…I feel I should beat her black and blue somedays…but I wasn’t raised like that and am above that – but she is the most provoking person I know…no wonder I have blood-pressure issues…trying to hold down a job…she is no support…I think I am going to have an affair…arrgghhh!!!

By: Casey Johnson

Casey Johnson — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 02:53:12 +0000

HA! I could only WISH my husband were “that bad”
- he leaves dirty clothes in every room of our apartment- not kidding- even the kitchen.
- leaves water glasses on the floor instead of the side tables to be kicked over by me all the time
- is SO lazy God forbid he make two trips from the car to the house causing (but not limited to): a ripped soda box that broke most of the cans and several dropped and broken gallons of milk
- will NOT wear a single item of clothing twice w/o washing and I will not wash every night so he does laundry EVERY day- but just one outfit
- despite doing laundry every day has a closet full of stinky mildewy towels becasue he uses them once and throws them into the bottom of his closet wet
I could go on and on but he is pretty mugh the best guy ever because
- he cooks
- he makes me laugh everyday
- he thinks I am really great
- he supports everything I do
- he loves my family so much (more than I do some days) and they adore him

By: Kyle

Kyle — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:20:45 +0000

My wife and I are almost perfectly matched with respect to the clutter that we leave around. The difference, when she decides to declutter, is that she just puts things ‘away’ in the closest possible place. Losses this year:

1. Pair of suit pants that were folded up with towels. Cost: $400.00 to buy new suit when needed plus approximately two hours of searching (pants found two months after meeting that required suit.
2. iPhone headphones. Gone forever.
3. Workout headphones. Gone forever.
4. iPhone armband: Gone forever.

Today I found a letter opener that I’ve been looking for in the bottom of my sock drawer.

On a serious note, I’ve begged and pleaded to this to stop. I spend at least an hour a week looking for mystuff in every conceivable drawer. I’ve even taken to putting a tupperware bin at the base of the basement steps that she can put everything she wants gone into, so I just have one place to look. Plus, I’ve replaced many ‘lost’ items, only to find them in the utensil drawer.

Any ideas?

P.S. We have over 50 kitchen towels, only two hanging at a time. My favorite one, the one that is buttoned to the fridge door, so you can’t just take it off. You can presumably wipe your hands on it, after washing them, across the kitchen.

Oh, women.

By: Christy

Christy — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:24:23 +0000

I'll have to send hubby over to read your list. Number 4 is exactly what would end up on my list of annoyances and his rebuttal would be identical! As for the cake, I'm with you on this one. My husband is always trying to give his always-hungry, eat-too-much (but otherwise quite lovely) friends our "extra" candy, cake, etc. Hello? It's not extra if we're going to eat it! Christys last blog post..What a Difference a Day Makes

By: janice

janice — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:59:05 +0000

I thought it was sweet that my husband laughed at what he thinks of as my quaint wee obsessions. Then he taught the kids to laugh at them. Now they all gang up on me to wind me up. For example, I foolishly confessed one day that I like the toilet roll to hang with the paper hanging down the outside. I always reckon it's easier to grab that way. Now they turn it around to face the wall, just to mess with me. My husband watched the film Sleeping With the Enemy and looked at me and laughed when he saw the guy arranging the towels to hang level with each other and turning food tins around till the labels all faced the same way. Maybe if he thinks I'm that crazy, he shouldn't sleep so soundly... janices last blog post..Rapt Attention,Gifts and Rain

By: Lisa (Jonnysmommy)

Lisa (Jonnysmommy) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:19:53 +0000

I’m pretty sure I could have written your wife’s list. It sounds exactly like my husband. Totally. All of it. Including that last list there.

I could add to my husband’s list for today: brings me only the inside of the crockpot when I asked him to bring the crockpot to a cook-out at work. Hello!? WHO DOES THAT? When I said bring the crockpot, I meant the WHOLE CROCKPOT! HOW Am I supposed to keep the food WARM????! OK. That’s enough. I told him I was going to let it go. I MUST let it go. Really. I need therapy.

By: Marc - WelshScribe

Marc - WelshScribe — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:28:47 +0000

@Mel Yes mom

By: Otter

Otter — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:34:21 +0000

Be careful which finger you illustrate with or you will have a lot more complaints coming your way. I love your explanations. Otters last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts: Fireworks