Bad Haircut Part Two: Electric Boogaloo

(Note: If you missed yesterday’s haircut post, go back and read that first.)

My wife asked me to get my hair fixed today.

“Is it that bad,” I asked.

“I’ll tell you when you come back,” she said.

“No, tell me now.”

“You look like Moe,” she said. As in Three Stooges Moe.

Ouch.

Of course, it would figure that in addition to having a Moe haircut, I also have a cold sore on my lip which popped up overnight. I briefly considered going out with a bag on my head.

So I went to my normal place. My normal stylist wasn’t there, though.

It seems that whenever I find someone capable of cutting my hair, they never last long in one shop. They either leave for greener pastures, get fired or just plain vanish. Such is the nature of the industry, I suppose. Or the nature of my luck.

So, the only people in the shop today were Really Old Lady who gives 70′s hair cuts, Really Obese Woman who is too lazy to get up from the chair when you walk in, and Girl Who Gave me my second worst haircut, about two years ago. Somehow the BAD stylists seem to stay in a shop forever. You can’t get rid of them!

Then I saw my only hope for Hair Hell Salvation – this artsy-looking girl with tattoos and a cool hairstyle. Surely, SHE knows how to cut hair and could make me look cool. Well, as cool as I can look, anyway.

When I sat in her chair, I told her about my haircut horror story. She laughed, then told me that she got her start at That Place I went to yesterday. We swapped horror stories, bonding over Hair Hell.

After my awesome haircut, I thanked her and told her she’s my new Stylist Of Choice. I’m sure she was impressed to be HairStylist to BloggerDad! She’s probably blogging about it as we speak.

Dear blog, today I had the goofiest looking client ever. He looked like Moe from The Three Stooges. Moe with a cold sore.

As always, thanks for reading!

Come back tomorrow for the grossest story you’ll read this week.

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