Category Archives: cynical

Top 5 Worst Kids’ Show Hair Styles

Having a three year old, I’m subjected to a lot of Kids’ TV. And while we stick to shows with some redeeming value, that doesn’t necessarily make the shows good. Being the snarky guy I am, my inner critic wants … Continue reading

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Two Words: Christmas Lights

Should my wife or child ever doubt my love for, or my dedication to, them, I will offer two words in my defense – Christmas lights. If asked to rank a list of fun ways to spend a few hours, … Continue reading

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Classic Blogger Dad: Valentine’s Day Cards

Note: This is a classic post from Feb. 2009. I’ll be back Wed. with a fresh new Blogger Dad entry. Enjoy. Valentine’s Day is Saturday and many people are rushing to the store to find the perfect card. While there’s … Continue reading

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Screw Life Coaches, the world really needs Life Referees!

Have you noticed an explosion in the number of life coaches recently?  You can’t throw a rock without hitting one on the web these days – and it’s a fun sport I would highly recommend. Of course, I am kidding. … Continue reading

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Even MORE Rejected Children’s Books

Since you asked for it, all two of you, here are even more children’s books I’ve submitted along with a brief description of each title. For some reason, publishers keep rejecting them. God Loves Everyone… But You People have been … Continue reading

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