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  1. Bicurious George is ace, and couldn’t be more PC.

    I’m all for the everyone dies book too, but may have put the grim reaper in a baseball cap.

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  2. I want them all :-)

    sooo funny!

    best wishes
    Ribbon

  3. I almost just peed my pants… and I’m lying in my bed. So thanks for those! My personal favorite was Everybody Dies And So Will You. Very important lesson, there.

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  4. I’m not joking in the least when I say my daughter would love, “Animals are our friends, Animals are our food.” She is both a total animal lover and a hardcore carnivore. She even likes to sing about what she’s eating while she’s mowing on the flesh.

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  5. Okay. I’m quitting blogging now. How on earth can I compete with that brilliance!?

    Just kidding. This ranks as one of my all-time favorite posts. I’d buy every one.

    What is wrong with these publishers? Can’t they see quality content when it stares them in the face? Or at least gobs of revenue?

    I tip my hat to your awesomeness, again!

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  6. I LOVE Bi-Curious George!!

    I will send you my address and you can post this to me in exchange for a playstation!!

    Sure to be a collectors item one day :)

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  7. I’m crying here. I thought George was totally gay already.

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  8. Simply Hilarious BloggerDad! Still laughing.

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  9. I am laughing so loudly, I can almost not type….I was working on the meme thingy…and thought I would check out your new post…heeheehheehaw

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  10. I can’t for the life of me imagine why a publisher would reject any of these magnificent books. I’d buy all of them in a snap.

    I think this post just made my day.

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  11. Yours is the only blog that makes me shake my head from side to side with while laugh-snorting out loud! If you have any more like these, compile them all into an ebook and I swear I’ll buy copies to send to my friends. Breath of fresh air, Dave, breath of fresh air!

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  12. Liz

    I love your sense of humor….ahahahaha
    I bought “Good Familys Don’t” by Roger Munch. It’s a funny kid’s book about farting so where do I buy these books? If publishers aren’t interested then try on demand self-publishing. You’re readers are waiting…ahahahahaha Clifford takes a dump..OMG….ahahahaha

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  13. As a good Christian girl, I’m voting for “God Loves Everyone… But You.” Somehow, it appeals to the Lutheran guilt. (And the need to bribe my child to help around here.) ;-)

    That being said, I LOVE “Bi-Curious George!”

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  14. My hubby’s mother, to get the kids to stop fighting, would cry to them that because they didn’t get along, SHE was going to go to hell for being a bad mother. “Do you want ME to go to hell?”

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  15. That just made my Friday.

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  16. I like that these books tell it like it is. I’m SO SICK of all of those other sissy children’s books that coddle kids. America’s children NEED to be prepared for the real world, and your books will do exactly that!

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  17. You don’t know how much I needed a good laugh this morning! It’s always good to stumble upon blogs with some substance.

    Definitely keep me updated when Bi-Curious George launches!

  18. Freeking hilarious

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  19. You know it never occurred to me the big problems that would result from having such a BIG dog.

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  20. I so want to show my daughter Animals are our Friends. Animals are our Food. Distractingly fun and funny.

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  21. I love them, brilliant… if you can’t get a publisher go the ebook route! ha!

  22. This is one of the funniest things I have seen online since that e-mail joke about kids drawings went around – the one with the hairy fire engine. Gah, I can’t find it. Anyway, thanks for making me laugh – at publishing pitches, parenting and childhood all in one glorious bundle.
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  23. LOL. All of them better than Madonna’s children’s book. Really. I just read it. I’d never thought I’d say this but she should do more movies instead.
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  24. This entry made my day! It’s a stress buster for the young at heart! :)
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