I haven’t seen you in a while. You look different. Did you get a hair cut?
No, I’m not laughing at your hair. I was just laughing at this joke that Bob told me earlier… Huh? What joke? Um… I can’t repeat it, you know that crazy Bob and how he gets all insane when people tell his jokes. So, um.. how have you been? How were the holidays?
Did you get that game or DVD or purse or toy or high powered assault rifle that you asked Santa for?
I know Santa didn’t come through for me. As I understand, Nicolas Cage is still allowed to appear in movies. Ask for one lousy legal injunction from Santa!
Just so you aren’t too worried – I know how you get when I go off for days at a time – my mini vacation from blogging is over. Or it will be on Jan. 5.
And I’ve got some exciting news to share with you.
Yes, I’m pregnant.
At least that’s what I figured from the way I’ve been eating the past two weeks. However, seven pregnancy tests argue that I’m not.
I’ll share the real news with you on Monday. Until then, have a nice weekend breaking your New Year’s resolutions.
It’s okay, I won’t tell anyone.
No, really, I wasn’t laughing at your hair!
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You were laughing at my hair!!
OK so I’m receding a little. Unlike you, I wasn’t born a bear.
Now look. You’ve made me cry.
I hope you’re happy!
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I’m not pregnant, either.
Shall we celebrate together?
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Thank God and all the gods – I am not pregnant…
I am glad we have been in touch…but it’s true I am wearing a scarf today and not doing the comb over…and I know it does not match my attire, but it is easier….and it is funny!
I saw the house that Nicholas Cage mooches off his in-laws at…on my Wine Country Tour – I wish I had known what was on your list.
You make me laugh…Thank you
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I LOVE Nicholas Cage. Funny isn’t it how we have our preferences, or turn-offs. Like my hubby, he likes Gino Vanelli and I cringe at the very thought of his singing voice.
Congrats on your preganccy! I bet it was a flavorful experience.
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