And after a few tries at the pet food, they give up. Mostly. It doesn’t taste so great…

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Mom/Mum – That is funny! Well, now that you can look back and laugh (and your husband’s crotch has healed from the punches). And thanks for the design nod.

Dave – Me, a potty mouth? GTFO! I tried locking my curse words away, but they broke loose and came back with a vengeance.

Betsy – LOL. That might explain why half the instructions are in a language I don’t understand.

Jen – Just a bit? Well, Jeff is a better man than me. Or he knows how to install car seats.

Trish – I’ll show this to my wife the next time she gets mad at me for cursing at inanimate objects.

Writer Dad – Cursed in your head? Sheesh, is EVERYBODY more patient than me? HUH?! SOMEONE ANSWER ME ALREADY, DAMMIT!

LizP – Thanks for the tip! As for the fire department, after I gave up, I tried them. I left that part out of the story, but I drove around to three different fire stations (because they say stop by anytime and we can do it for you). Well, I happened to pick the one day of the week that nobody who knew how to install the seats was working.

Kyddryn – Yeah, I know, moms give up time, too. But at least in my wife’s case, she knew what she was getting into. She has always been surrounded by children and has always wanted children. For me, it was quite the culture shock. I used to think that stay at home moms and dads had it easy and could get all sorts of stuff done and pretty much just relax all day. Wow, was I wrong on that one!

Writer Dad – thanks for commenting on the design. And yes, a bigger dance floor would give me some room to break out my cardboard and showcase my break dancing moves.

Scribble – No back seat? However did you conceive a child?! As for the design, thank you. Now that you mention it, I do look a bit like Homer. Believe me, it was not my intention. And I certaintly don’t LOOK like Homer!

Eric – Thank you. Though, I’m sure that the site design will change as often as the seasons (or moreso). I can’t help it, I’m a design freak! Once I learn CSS, I might actually get dangerous with this thing.

Orlund – I could picture you like a dog staring out the window at other dogs playing, just like that old Far Side comic.

Jay – Thanks for stopping by. And save me a number in that line, would ya?

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I have a car seat story: I was taking care of my 2.5 year old nephew for a week and my baby was about 9 months and already wall walking. The car seat law had just gone into effect and I was driving the kids home from a play date. In the middle of down town I saw the police lights in my rear view mirror…I pulled into a parking lot. My nephew had figured out his car seat and liberated the both of them and they were waving out the back window at the police car! I got two tickets for $250.00 each kid out of the required car seat…no lie. I have never met another person who has gotten a ticket for no kid in car seat!….Have you?
And then there is the poverty that accompanies parenting!
I am so glad I am done with that phase…and Grand parenting does not seem to be in my future…
I have a few baby gate stories too…but I will save them for my posts!
Thank you
Really like your new design stuff

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