Valentine’s Day is Saturday and many people are rushing to the store to find the perfect card.
While there’s a ton of generic cards suitable for most couples, there’s a significant lack of cards for specific situations. To that end, I’ve created some cards to fill the void, and perhaps, make somebody’s Valentine’s Day one to remember.
Valentine’s Day cards for everyone else


as always, thanks for reading,
David
Note: I used Flickr Creative Commons for most of the images in the cards. If you click on the cards in question, you will be brought to the original photo at that Flickr user’s page.
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Ay caramba, they are brilliant. You’re obviously missing your true vocation in life BD!
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I think I love you. Oh, wait…never mind…it’s just the burrito coming back to haunt me.
Shade and Sweetwater,
K
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Dude. OhMyGosh.
If I hadn’t already awarded you a GreenJello Jiggler award, you would have gotten one with this post. Thanks for making my Valentine’s Day!
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Great cards. You should open your own anti-hallmark store. I think there is a big market for the one wishing horrible deaths on an ex.
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Awesome…
I am laughing out loud…
I gave my daughter a card once that had a penguin walking away in the picture…it said: ” You never know how far you will have to walk until you try to fly!” from demotivation posters…
Yours a better…Thank you
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HA!! I’m linking to you if that’s okay. I want to share your brilliantness with my world.
I’m still laughing! Nicely done.
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Tara – Thanks. Well, I tried to get a job with Hallmark, but they threw me out and called the cops.
Kyddryn – Good one!
GreenJello – Thank you. I’m working on next year’s award.
OtterThomas – Might be hard to get the folks at Disney to agree to their likeness, but otherwise, awesome idea!
Lisa – Thanks. I sent one to you.
Patricia – Sounds cool. I DO like penguins.
Rachel – No! I don’t want anyone reading these! J/k, link away, thanks!
These are brilliant. I would have purchased the first one year after year for my son. I hope you do not mind but I borrowed one to show on my post about Valentines.
Ha! Enjoyed your Valentines. A little cynicism and sarcasm mixed with a tinge of honesty. I like smoochy romantic stuff, but I love to laugh even more.
Susan
P.S. David, there’s a good chance you need therapy.
bloody brilliant! i love #2 especially.
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Oh my goodnesss this is so funny. I giggled and snorted for a good 10 minutes. what a great way to end the evening.
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I like the Car’s Valentine Card. I know I shouldn’t but…..
Susan – A good chance I need therapy? Funny, that’s what my therapist says.
ellie lane – Thanks! Glad you enjoyed.I pegged you as a #5 card.
Cindy – Thanks! I’m waiting for the folks at Hallmark to realize what they’re missing by not buying my cards.
Cheryl – No, you shouldn’t. But that’s okay, I won’t tell anyone.