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Two Words: Christmas Lights

Should my wife or child ever doubt my love for, or my dedication to, them, I will offer two words in my defense – Christmas lights. If asked to rank a list of fun ways to spend a few hours, … Continue reading

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The Christmas Light Scrooge

Well, it’s that time of year again, when my wife looks around at the neighbors’ houses and asks me, “Can we hang Christmas lights?” And of course by we, she means me. And by hang lights, she means for me … Continue reading

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