1. Where Were You Ten Years Ago?
   Living in South Florida, wasting my days at a dead end job, unsure of what I wanted to do with my life.
2. What’s on Your To Do List Today?
   Continue looking for a job, write, draw my comic, play with my son, feed the annoying cats, make dinner, spend time with my family, followed by five hours of crawling into the fetal position and worrying about my future as I attempt to go to sleep. No, really, I have that penned in as #7 on my ‘To Do’ list.
3. What If You Were A Billionaire?
   • I would purchase the unpublished parenting book by Lynne Spears which was put on hold indefinitely. Yes, it would cost a lot, but it could be the Funniest Book Ever Written.
   • Next, I would stop looking for a job and ensure that my wife never has to work again. She’s a very devoted teacher and deserves a long vacation. However, I’m not sure she would ever want to leave her job.
   • I’d hire a house cleaner, or a team of house cleaners, because this cleaning thing is not my cup of tea. And for some reason, my son has a need to dis-organize everything we take time to organize.
   • I’d move somewhere a bit more scenic than Florida. In other words, almost anywhere else in the world. I need seasons other than hot, REALLY HOT and Hurricane.
   • I’d travel to do some research for a book I am working on.
   • I’d do something charitable, though I‘d have to have direct control over how the money was spent. Too many ‘charitable’ organizations spend too much of their budget on “administrative costs” (in other words, collecting money to pay themselves a check).
4. Five Places You Have Lived?
   Only places in Florida, so far.
5. Three Bad Habits?
   Eating junk food, drinking approximately 5,000 Diet Colas per day, fidgeting (maybe because of the 5,000 cans of soda?)
6. Snacks You Like?
   Chocolate chip cookies (with just a few chocolate chips), cookies n’ cream ice cream, yummy bread pudding from a few select restaurants.
7. Who Will You Tag?
   Writer Dad (of course), New Age Bitch because I love her style (though I’m not sure if she’ll play) and Rita, a new favorite of mine.

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