Since I went with a regular post on Friday, here’s a Monday version of the Funnies to kick off the week. Since so many people seemed to enjoy the first worst album covers edition, here’s the sequel.
Well, hello there…ladies
That sound you hear is your libido hitting the brakes. You know how they say that there is a market for every fetish? Well this album aims to prove that axiom by catering to the elders covered in sour cream loving demographic.
Brokeback Mountain, the soundtrack?
Gay cowboys across the states demanded their money back after purchasing Rick McKnight’s ‘Free Indeed!’. Despite the cover and the fact that the record was released on Rainbow Records, this was not an album about coming out and freedom. Instead, the album is full of songs about Jesus from this future minister (true, Google him). It would be more than a decade before gay cowboys would feel safe enough to purchase another album with a gay cowboy on the cover – 1977’s Village People. Years later, gay metalheads would suffer a similar bait and switch disappointment with the band, Stryper.
And winner of ‘Children’s Record of the Year’ goes to…
Understand Your’e Swede… And therefore I must chop you up and place your bloodied parts in this sack.
Thank you for the dove…
…now can someone get this crap out of my hand?
Remember our “Dateline: To Catch a Predator” album from John Bult?
Well, it looks like he also sings under another name…
Despite his obvious talent and love for teaching music, Johnny’s job at the middle school didn’t last long.
Now, it’s your turn…
I want to see what you come up with. I saved the best cover for last and it’s all yours. Add a funny comment. Winner gets a date with Cody.
If you’d like to see the rest of the worst, check out the Ft. Lauderdale News/Sun Sentinel’s list here. Thanks to my buddy and former editor, Jason for turning me on to the worst of the worst in music.
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“And by borrow, I mean cop.”
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Matthew – LOL! That is awesome! Much better than the one I came up with. I’ll wait to post mine, I’m curious to see if anyone else will come up with the same idea.
Waaaaa hahahaha
LMAO @ Matthew’s comment.
I can’t better that, so I’m not going to try.
The comments I had lined up were just too risky and nowhere near as funny ‘cop a feelin’.
Hehehehehehe
Matthew: I’m impressed. Very funny.
“I grew my porn stache just for you.”
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Those are a little scary. Where do people come up with this stuff?
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I’m afraid to respond. I don’t want a date with Cody (no offense Cody).
The dateline album cover is hilarious, once you read that Julie is 16!! And as for the swede album, I have known two swedish girls and neither of them tried to hack me up and put me in a brown paper sack.
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I think he’s sayin’, “Me and ma sista is havin a bayyyby.”
Writer Dad – LOL! I can almost hear him askin, “Did someone order a pizza?” (cue music: boom chicka wow wow)
Jen – I ask myself that everyday.
Dave – That is funny!
Do you want to hear something really funny?
There was no sound of my libido hitting the brakes.
They are HAWT!
AND …. LMAO @ elders covered in sour cream loving demographic
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Dave – No the only sound coming from you was the sound of your motor accelerating. Dave, Dave, Dave, you really scare me sometimes. Well, I’m glad I could deliver on one of your many fetishes.
Who puts this stuff together? Someone once sent me some of the most hideous pictures from the Olen Mills files. You would think these people would be embarrassed. Old ladies in sour cream is far more than I can stomach over lunch. Thanks for sharing!
Ye gods! I’ve just visited Vered’s blog on the most bizarre adverts you’ve ever seen, and then I come over here to this.
Then Blogger Dad and Dave are having some kind of lovers tiff and I can almost hear the strains of Rick McKnight playing in the background as ‘their tune’.
I think BD is waiting to hear what everyone has to say about handsome Cody there because he’s going to reveal in his next post that he is in fact that handsome stud muffin.
Or he will be his next ‘celebrity’ interview . . .
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Bwaaaaaaa Hahahahahaha
Tara: Describing either Cody or BD as a ‘Stud Muffin’ is totally hilarious.
Now if you were meaning ‘Sausage and Egg McMuffin’ you might be nearer the mark.
Hahahahaha hehehehehehe hoo hoo hoo oooo
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SuperMommie – You don’t want a date with Cody?! Wow, you must be blind or something, SuperMommie. Cody is teh sex!
As for your Swede friends not hacking you up, it’s only a matter of time. It’s only a matter of time.
B. Wilde – I aim to please, or in this case, nauseate.
Tara – As far as my lover’s tiff with Dave, it isn’t to Rick McKnight’s Gospel country, but rather to the tune of Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy”.
As for your theory on ME being Cody, one can only dream. But I WOULD LOVE to interview him.
Dave – Once again, inserting sausage into thoughts of me. Freudian much?
So, when do I get this date with Cody?
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Can I borrow a feelin’, or at least some cash so I can get this damn lazy eye fixed! People keep thnking I;m staring at their boobs. Oh, wait, I am.
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Jane – LOL! It’s like you read his mind!
Matthew – Well, I was going to announce you as the winner, but I know Dave would enjoy the date with Cody far more.
For the record, my far lamer line was:
“Sorry, Cody, I’m not letting you borrow anything till you pay me back for the money you borrowed to get a dimebag last month”
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Blogger Dad, you’re outrageous. Totally outrageous.
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
No! I didn’t mean that like you want it to sound! Don’t even go there. DON’T.
Give the date to Matthew. He won it fair and square. Besides which I’ve got a surprise date with John Bult tonight. The surprise? Wait till he finds out I’m not sixteen!!
Dave – LOL! Uh oh, poor John. Make sure you don’t damage the hat.
Matt- GREAT news! Cody is all yours! He’ll be visiting as soon as he gets enough money for bus fair. (What, you didn’t think I was paying, did you?)