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		<title>By: Grandpa Lee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Grandpa Lee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>About your comment, &quot;Children are money pits. Okay, maybe that’s putting it a bit harsh, but what else will you spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on over a 20 year period with no chance of ever seeing a penny back...&quot; Consider them like a Mutual Fund investments. You are investing for the long term future, if one of you don&#039;t kill each other or exhaust the other into extinction. Surviving the teenage years is most perilous and most exciting and rewarding. However, getting past that period and into adulthood you will begin to see your rewards. The curses that they spat upon you in their youth, (1) return to them in their adult/parenting years when they (2) make you a Grandfather. Such sweet rewards. And when they leak, you give them back.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>About your comment, &#8220;Children are money pits. Okay, maybe that’s putting it a bit harsh, but what else will you spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on over a 20 year period with no chance of ever seeing a penny back&#8230;&#8221; Consider them like a Mutual Fund investments. You are investing for the long term future, if one of you don&#8217;t kill each other or exhaust the other into extinction. Surviving the teenage years is most perilous and most exciting and rewarding. However, getting past that period and into adulthood you will begin to see your rewards. The curses that they spat upon you in their youth, (1) return to them in their adult/parenting years when they (2) make you a Grandfather. Such sweet rewards. And when they leak, you give them back.</p>
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		<title>By: Patricia - Spiritual Journey Of A Lightworker</title>
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		<dc:creator>Patricia - Spiritual Journey Of A Lightworker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Blogger Dad, your article reminds me why I am grateful to be a grandparent.  We can spoil them and hopefully send them home.  I do know a few grandparents who are actually raising their grandchildren.  

My daugter and I went just talking a few days ago about how different each of her 4 children are from each other.  Right now all 4 seem to enjoy being with each other.  When my son was 4, he discovered that my daughter breathes.  He would sit at the breakfast table, look at her and tell her loudly, &quot;Don&#039;t breathe on me.&quot;  He had discovered germs and thought most of them came from his sister.  It got worse when they became teenagers.  Then is when they didn&#039;t like each other or each other&#039;s friends.  Thank God, today they like each other.  

Children are payback for when we were kids.  My daughter has 4 very strong-willed ones.  I love it.  I love them.  I can&#039;t wait until my son has some.  For some reason, in my family, God thought it would be fun to give me a daughter that should have been my sister&#039;s.  Maybe because they throw sparks off of each other.  They are so much alike.  Again, I love them both.

Something my daughter taught me that little boys don&#039;t seem to do is that little girls love to squeal at anything and everything.  I don&#039;t remember doing that as a child.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Patricia - Spiritual Journey Of A Lightworkers last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://patriciasingleton.blogspot.com/2008/10/spiritual-blog-reviews-did-review-of.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Spiritual Blog Reviews Did A Review Of Spiritual Journey Of A Lightworker&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Blogger Dad, your article reminds me why I am grateful to be a grandparent.  We can spoil them and hopefully send them home.  I do know a few grandparents who are actually raising their grandchildren.  </p>
<p>My daugter and I went just talking a few days ago about how different each of her 4 children are from each other.  Right now all 4 seem to enjoy being with each other.  When my son was 4, he discovered that my daughter breathes.  He would sit at the breakfast table, look at her and tell her loudly, &#8220;Don&#8217;t breathe on me.&#8221;  He had discovered germs and thought most of them came from his sister.  It got worse when they became teenagers.  Then is when they didn&#8217;t like each other or each other&#8217;s friends.  Thank God, today they like each other.  </p>
<p>Children are payback for when we were kids.  My daughter has 4 very strong-willed ones.  I love it.  I love them.  I can&#8217;t wait until my son has some.  For some reason, in my family, God thought it would be fun to give me a daughter that should have been my sister&#8217;s.  Maybe because they throw sparks off of each other.  They are so much alike.  Again, I love them both.</p>
<p>Something my daughter taught me that little boys don&#8217;t seem to do is that little girls love to squeal at anything and everything.  I don&#8217;t remember doing that as a child.</p>
<p><abbr><em><abbr><em>Patricia &#8211; Spiritual Journey Of A Lightworkers last blog post..<a href="http://patriciasingleton.blogspot.com/2008/10/spiritual-blog-reviews-did-review-of.html" rel="nofollow">Spiritual Blog Reviews Did A Review Of Spiritual Journey Of A Lightworker</a></em></abbr></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: NBOTW - Musings From A Father &#124; Blogging Without A Blog</title>
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		<dc:creator>NBOTW - Musings From A Father &#124; Blogging Without A Blog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 06:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] I landed his post titled: &#8220;Your Toddler Is Full Of Crap&#8221;, I found myself laughing out load. Here&#8217;s an excerpt:  Toddlers are full of crap… and pee, [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] I landed his post titled: &#8220;Your Toddler Is Full Of Crap&#8221;, I found myself laughing out load. Here&#8217;s an excerpt:  Toddlers are full of crap… and pee, [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Blogger Dad</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blogger Dad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:26:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>SuperMommie - LOL! Yes, my son is a big fan of daddy putting things on his head. Of course, I didn&#039;t realize that he would mimic me in public places!

Jamie - LOL! That&#039;s a pretty disgusting list!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SuperMommie &#8211; LOL! Yes, my son is a big fan of daddy putting things on his head. Of course, I didn&#8217;t realize that he would mimic me in public places!</p>
<p>Jamie &#8211; LOL! That&#8217;s a pretty disgusting list!</p>
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		<title>By: Jamie Simmerman</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jamie Simmerman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Things my kids have tried to eat:
1) the dog&#039;s tongue
2)my chin
3)marbles
4)dog food
5)their own toenails
6)their own boogers
7)rocks
8)air freshener
9)Cinnamon Buns scented candle wax
10)bars of soap, more than one bite, I&#039;m talking half a bar

I think they have pica, we&#039;re having them tested. :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Things my kids have tried to eat:<br />
1) the dog&#8217;s tongue<br />
2)my chin<br />
3)marbles<br />
4)dog food<br />
5)their own toenails<br />
6)their own boogers<br />
7)rocks<br />
8)air freshener<br />
9)Cinnamon Buns scented candle wax<br />
10)bars of soap, more than one bite, I&#8217;m talking half a bar</p>
<p>I think they have pica, we&#8217;re having them tested. <img src='http://www.bloggerdad.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: SuperMommie</title>
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		<dc:creator>SuperMommie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love it!! And please note; it&#039;s not just underwear on the head. You can put almost anything (box, bowl, pot, etc.) on your head and it will amuse a kids...once.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;SuperMommies last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://supermommielite.blogspot.com/2008/09/absolutely-bananas-writing-prompt.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Absolutely Bananas - Writing Prompt - Embarrasing Moment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love it!! And please note; it&#8217;s not just underwear on the head. You can put almost anything (box, bowl, pot, etc.) on your head and it will amuse a kids&#8230;once.</p>
<p><abbr><em>SuperMommies last blog post..<a href="http://supermommielite.blogspot.com/2008/09/absolutely-bananas-writing-prompt.html" rel="nofollow">Absolutely Bananas &#8211; Writing Prompt &#8211; Embarrasing Moment</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Blogger Dad</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blogger Dad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maternal Mirth - Actually, that is one of those traits that is inherited in the male DNA. Thanks for coming by!

Kyddryn - LOL, great comment! As for the cat suggestion, we already have two of them. While E loves to play with them, one in particular doesn&#039;t care much for E, and has bitten him a couple of times when E harassed him.  

Yeah, he&#039;s just starting to get picky about some foods that he LOVED. 

thanks again for stopping by and providing some wisdom and laughs!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maternal Mirth &#8211; Actually, that is one of those traits that is inherited in the male DNA. Thanks for coming by!</p>
<p>Kyddryn &#8211; LOL, great comment! As for the cat suggestion, we already have two of them. While E loves to play with them, one in particular doesn&#8217;t care much for E, and has bitten him a couple of times when E harassed him.  </p>
<p>Yeah, he&#8217;s just starting to get picky about some foods that he LOVED. </p>
<p>thanks again for stopping by and providing some wisdom and laughs!</p>
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		<title>By: Jen, buried with Children</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jen, buried with Children</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was hilarious. I loved it and you totally hit the nail on the head. I am going to be back and I can&#039;t wait to read some more.

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jen, buried with Childrens last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://mimitchells.blogspot.com/2008/09/leavin-on-jet-plane-dont-know-when-ill.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Leavin&#039; on a Jet Plane. Don&#039;t Know When I&#039;ll be Back Again.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was hilarious. I loved it and you totally hit the nail on the head. I am going to be back and I can&#8217;t wait to read some more.</p>
<p><abbr><em>Jen, buried with Childrens last blog post..<a href="http://mimitchells.blogspot.com/2008/09/leavin-on-jet-plane-dont-know-when-ill.html" rel="nofollow">Leavin&#8217; on a Jet Plane. Don&#8217;t Know When I&#8217;ll be Back Again.</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Kyddryn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kyddryn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1.  Or you could just glue their nostrils shut.  Gorilla Glue works best.

2.  Umm, yeah...the Gorilla Glue can fix this, too.  The right adhesive can cure many ills.

3. Like a pregnant belly invites stranger&#039;s hands, little ones will bring out the elder folks...take advantage, let &#039;em watch the sprite in the children&#039;s section of Borders while you go somewhere (anywhere) else for some peace.  Not that I ever did that or anything.  Nope, never.  It was a fourteen-year-old, and I (moderately) knew her, and I was only at the other end of the store in the cafe.

4.  Save money - instead of daycare, get a cat.  Trust me, until they are in the double digits, a cat (and the things that invariably come out of it) will keep them endlessly entertained.  Not so much fun for the cat, though, so get a backup feline or two.

5.  What works this moment probably won&#039;t work in five minutes.  You can also add a sub-heading about foods - the food that your child won&#039;t live without right now, later on will be anathema.

As for your final question...sugar, I could teach a class.  Oh, wait...I do!  It&#039;s like everyone&#039;s afraid to tell you about the actual work involved, the mystery, the misery, the mess of having a child.  Like if you know ahead of time some of the things that will swell, ooze, burst, bleed, dribble, run, stain, smell, erupt, splash, and otherwise alter your decor, clothing, and view on life, you won&#039;t have one.  Sigh.  The thing is, you can absolutely love your sprite to distraction and still not thoroughly enjoy every aspect of their being.  Heck, much as I love the Evil Genius (and I DO love him beyond word&#039;s ability to quantify) there are times when I don&#039;t like him much.  He&#039;s still completely worth it.  I&#039;m OK with that, and wish everyone else could be, too.  

Shade and Sweetwater,
K (sorry I went all long and lecture-y, but not sorry enough to delete it)

&lt;abbr&gt;&lt;em&gt;Kyddryns last blog post..&lt;a href=&quot;http://kyddryn.blogspot.com/2008/09/you-lookin-at-meme.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;You Lookin&#039; at Meme?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/abbr&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1.  Or you could just glue their nostrils shut.  Gorilla Glue works best.</p>
<p>2.  Umm, yeah&#8230;the Gorilla Glue can fix this, too.  The right adhesive can cure many ills.</p>
<p>3. Like a pregnant belly invites stranger&#8217;s hands, little ones will bring out the elder folks&#8230;take advantage, let &#8216;em watch the sprite in the children&#8217;s section of Borders while you go somewhere (anywhere) else for some peace.  Not that I ever did that or anything.  Nope, never.  It was a fourteen-year-old, and I (moderately) knew her, and I was only at the other end of the store in the cafe.</p>
<p>4.  Save money &#8211; instead of daycare, get a cat.  Trust me, until they are in the double digits, a cat (and the things that invariably come out of it) will keep them endlessly entertained.  Not so much fun for the cat, though, so get a backup feline or two.</p>
<p>5.  What works this moment probably won&#8217;t work in five minutes.  You can also add a sub-heading about foods &#8211; the food that your child won&#8217;t live without right now, later on will be anathema.</p>
<p>As for your final question&#8230;sugar, I could teach a class.  Oh, wait&#8230;I do!  It&#8217;s like everyone&#8217;s afraid to tell you about the actual work involved, the mystery, the misery, the mess of having a child.  Like if you know ahead of time some of the things that will swell, ooze, burst, bleed, dribble, run, stain, smell, erupt, splash, and otherwise alter your decor, clothing, and view on life, you won&#8217;t have one.  Sigh.  The thing is, you can absolutely love your sprite to distraction and still not thoroughly enjoy every aspect of their being.  Heck, much as I love the Evil Genius (and I DO love him beyond word&#8217;s ability to quantify) there are times when I don&#8217;t like him much.  He&#8217;s still completely worth it.  I&#8217;m OK with that, and wish everyone else could be, too.  </p>
<p>Shade and Sweetwater,<br />
K (sorry I went all long and lecture-y, but not sorry enough to delete it)</p>
<p><abbr><em>Kyddryns last blog post..<a href="http://kyddryn.blogspot.com/2008/09/you-lookin-at-meme.html" rel="nofollow">You Lookin&#8217; at Meme?</a></em></abbr></p>
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		<title>By: Maternal Mirth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Maternal Mirth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 16:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow!  I am impressed!  The only thing my Dummy has learned is that if he pretends to be sleeping during a night time scream sesh that I will get up and stick a bottle in the baby&#039;s mouth and possibly change her diaper.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow!  I am impressed!  The only thing my Dummy has learned is that if he pretends to be sleeping during a night time scream sesh that I will get up and stick a bottle in the baby&#8217;s mouth and possibly change her diaper.</p>
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